Hoʻokipa ka Sims Pūnaewele iā Mafia?

Inā wau e nīnau iā ʻoe i kēia, e piliwi paha ʻoe iaʻu? E hoʻāʻo e hana pēlā, no ka mea ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. A i loko nō hoʻi o kēia ao ʻano ʻē a kekeʻe hoʻi, ke hana nui nei ka poʻe ʻōpio i ka luku kekahi i kekahi me ka wikiwiki weliweli. Pono maoli mākou i kahi mea e like me ka pseudo Mafia e hana nei i nā ʻano pilikia like? ʻO Gangsterism, i nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe, i nā pāʻani wikiō aloha a kā mākou keiki?

Wahi a Wikipedia, ʻo ka puke wehewehe ʻōlelo poʻokela poʻokela poʻokela loa, mai ka manawa o 9/11 ʻaʻohe nui o ka FBI i ka manawa a me nā kumuwaiwai e mālama ai i ka hewa i hoʻonohonoho ʻia, a ua ala hou kekahi o kāna mau hana.

I kēia manawa, ʻo ka pāʻani pūnaewele ‘The Sims Online’ - i kapa ʻia ʻo ‘T no nā ʻōpio’ pāʻani - ua hoʻokuʻi ʻia e kekahi poʻe Mafia i kapa ʻia he ‘ʻohana.’ ʻAʻole lawa ka noʻonoʻo o kēia poʻe e lilo i Mafia Mekiko, Mafia Kina a i ʻole Japanese Mafia (i kēia manawa), aia nō i ke ola maoli. He poʻe hakakā lākou a maopopo loa.

Inā paha he Mafia maoli lākou a he nīnau paha e hiki ʻole iaʻu ke pane. ʻO lākou paha he pūʻulu o nā keikikāne ʻōpio ʻōpio a me nā kaikamahine ‘akā ʻo nā mea me nā ʻelemākule ʻeleʻele loa a me nā ʻano ʻenehana kiʻekiʻe a kolohe hoʻi. E ʻike ʻoe i nā kiʻiona kaila Playboy a kāpili lākou ma luna o ko lākou mau hale mai kekahi mau manaʻo o ka pāʻani wikiō TSO.

A hoʻokahi mea a kēia mau keiki, inā he kamaliʻi lākou, hana maoli nō, ʻoiai no ka virtual a ʻaʻole ia he mau hale maoli: ʻōpala lākou i nā waiwai nani i uku ʻia no ka poʻe. Ke ʻano o nā waiwai a nā poʻe e makemake ai e kūkulu, e lawe nei i ke ola holoʻokoʻa e hoʻokō. ʻO nā mansions nani, ākea hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke lilo i ke ola maoli, ke ʻano i hiki ʻole i ka hapanui o ka poʻe. A ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke haʻi inā he ʻāpana ia o ka pāʻani, a i ʻole kekahi mea i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.

Ua luhi loa wau, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. He paʻakikī loa nā kumukūʻai e ana i ke ola, ʻeā.

E ‘ʻōmaʻomaʻo’ ‘ma The Sims Online i nā mea āpau, a i ʻole e hoʻomau i kāu ʻano simulated, pono ʻoe e hana i nā pilina e like me ka moekolohe ʻana me nā holoholona (e hakakā me kāu ʻīlio, akā pono ʻoe e ʻike i ke ʻano inā ʻoe e ʻike maoli. ia) a maikaʻi ʻole kēlā, akā hiki ke hoʻomanawanui. Ua haʻi mai ʻo Sigmund Freud iā mākou he ʻano maʻamau kēlā ʻano, ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ‘orgy session’ e pili ana i ka ‘petting kaumaha’ me kāu ʻīlio ponoʻī kahi e aloha ai iā ʻoe a palu i kou alo a ʻoi aku ʻoe ma luna o kekahi. Eia kekahi, aia ka hulahula ʻana, ka honi nui ʻana a me ka puliki ʻana, a pēlā aku, e hana nei no ka hapa nui o ka poʻe - me nā kamaliʻi he ʻumikūmālua makahiki. hana ʻia kēia me kāu mau hoa ‘character,’ ke ola maoli ka poʻe i ka pāʻani a hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻāina, hana pū, a ‘male hoʻi.’ ʻAʻole kū kānāwai nā male ma ke ʻano o ka papa, a makemake e hoʻonā koke me ka wikiwiki.

I kēia manawa, ke kolo nei kou kaona me ‘De Corleoni Territori,’ ka ‘ʻĀina Mafia ʻItalia,’ ‘ʻO ka ʻĀina ʻohana Vito’ a pēlā aku. ʻAʻole wau e kamaʻilio hōʻino anti-Italia. He mau hoaaloha Italia wau ma ka pāʻani, a ua paʻa wau i kēia manawa i koʻu ola i kēlā me kēia lā. Ke kamaʻilio nei wau e pili ana i kahi hui o nā poʻe e like me ka Mafia, a ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi ʻole, e pili maoli ana me lākou i kekahi ʻano a lawe i kahi pāʻani wikiō a nā keiki. Paha, mau pāʻani wikiō o nā keiki. A i ʻole pili lākou i ka mea mua, a ʻo Maxis kahi Mafia i paʻa i ka hui pāʻani? E nānā i nā inoa.

Maxis, Mafia. No ke aha e hana ʻole ai nā Entertainment Entertainment i kekahi mea e pili ana i ka pilikia ʻōpala hale, ʻo kahi laʻana, ʻoiai ua ʻōhumu pinepine ka poʻe e pili ana iā ia. He aha ka mea pololei a lākou e hoʻāʻo nei e hūnā? ʻAʻole paha he nui; hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa maʻalahi ka ‘Mob’ ma nā wahi āpau o kēlā pāʻani. A ʻo kā lākou mana o ka ‘cops’ ʻaʻole hana iki. I kēia manawa, ua kamaʻilio wau me Maxis, a ua ʻōlelo pinepine lākou ‘ke mālama nei mākou i ka pilikia.’

Kapa ʻia ka pāʻani ‘T no nā ʻōpio’ a ua pili me nā mea e like me kekahi pili kālā hoʻopunipuni ʻole. ʻO ke kālā e kūʻai ʻia nei me he mea lā ʻo Simoleans i ka wā mua. Kālā hoʻopunipuni, i loaʻa iā ʻoe ma ka hana ʻana i nā hana ʻano ʻole ma ka pāʻani, a loaʻa paha iā ʻoe nā mākau i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻonui i nā kālā hoʻopunipuni. Akā aia he ‘uku,’ a hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i nā poloka o ke kālā ma EBay, ma kahi o $ 15-25 no 1 miliona Simoleans. Ua lohe wau e pili ana i kahi lede i puhi i mau kaukani kālā maoli i kēia. Hiki paha i nā ʻōpio e pāʻani nei ke loaʻa kālā mai ka hana ʻana i nā hana moekolohe ma kēia pāʻani ‘no ke kālā maoli.

ʻO kēia anei kāu e makemake ai e hana i kāu ʻōpio? No 6-10 mau hola i ka lā, ʻelima mau ʻehiku lā o ka pule? Ma ka hopena, akāka, ma hope o kaʻu lilo ʻana ma kahi o hoʻokahi mahina ma ka pāʻani, no laila ua huli wikiwiki ke kālā.

ʻAe, maikaʻi ʻole ka hōʻino wikiō, akā ke kamaʻilio nei mākou e pili ana i ka Crime Organized ma aneʻi pū kekahi. Hoʻomaopopo i kahi wahi liʻiliʻi i kapa ʻia ʻo Columbine High School? He aha inā inā aia kekahi ʻano eerie e pili ana i kēlā ʻano ʻoihana? Pono wau e hui pū i kēia pāʻani e ʻike, he ʻano lark, akā hana wau i kahi mākaʻikaʻi maoli pū kekahi.

A ʻo ka Mafia i loko a kaohi nui ʻana i kēlā me kēia kaona aʻu i kipa aku ai ma The Sims Online, a ua nānā kūpono wau iā lākou āpau. ʻO Dan’s Grove, ʻo Jolly Pines, Blazing Falls, Alphaville. Ka Mafiaisʻeverywhere.

Ua kamaʻilio wau me kēia mau keonimana ‘Mafia’ a me nā wahine, a kipa aku i ko lākou mau hale. ʻAʻohe o lākou mea nui e hana ai iā lākou akā nā mea Sims maʻamau. Makau wau ua ʻike lākou i nā ‘cheats’ pāʻani a, no ka luhi, ke hoʻohana nei iā lākou e luku i nā waiwai o nā mea pāʻani. A ʻae, he mau hōʻike kaʻu, ʻaʻole paʻakikī, ua nānā lākou i ka poʻe e pāʻani ana i ka pāʻani mai kahi mamao. Ua ʻike kekahi o lākou e pili ana i kahi mea pono ʻole iā ia e ʻike. A ʻo kekahi hoaaloha oʻu e pāʻani pinepine nei i nā pāʻani wikiō, ua ʻike lākou i kēia ʻano hana i ka loaʻa ʻana o nā mana pāʻani ʻē aʻe a nā mea pāʻani ʻē aʻe i loaʻa ʻole i nā pāʻani wikiō ʻē aʻe. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he maʻa mau. Hackers, kāhea ʻo ia iā ia, akā ma ka hihia TSO, ke pā nei i kahi kokoke loa i ka home.

ʻO kahi laʻana, ua hoʻonohonoho ʻia kahi bashing gay ma mua pono iaʻu. Ua holo wau i waho, akā pono wau e hōʻoluʻolu i ka ‘gay’ e hoʻoiho ʻia. ʻOiai, ʻo kāna ʻano simulated ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ‘ia’ i ʻeha. ʻO TSO ka poʻe maoli e pāʻani ana i nā pāʻani. ʻAʻole wau he kāne kāne, akā ke loaʻa nei kahi ʻano ʻē aʻe e ʻae ʻia ia ʻano mea ma kahi pāʻani wikiō ‘T no Teens’. Ua huikau wau.

Ua kī mai kahi ‘lede’ i ka leʻaleʻa i kahi pāʻani o ke Kaua Kivila iaʻu, ma kahi pilikino, a ua ʻike kēia kanaka Mafia ʻo Riccardo ka inoa ua hiki. ʻAʻole au i manaʻo ua haʻi ʻo ia iā ia e pili ana i ia. Pehea ʻo ia i ʻike ai? Hana ʻo ia no ka ʻakaʻaka wale nō, a he hanana pāʻani ʻino ʻole ia (ua kī wau i koʻu mau lole wāwae ma ke ʻano he pāʻani, a me he mea lā he maikaʻi), akā ʻaʻole ia he hoʻomākeʻaka no kona ʻike e pili ana. ʻAʻole wau i mālama pono, a he ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka ia. ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke ʻike e pili ana i ia mea inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike e hiki ana, i nā kūlana āpau. A ʻaʻole ʻo ia ma kekahi wahi o ka waiwai a i ʻole ka papakaumaka i kēlā manawa. Ua ʻike pilikino ʻo ia i ka hana ʻana.

ʻO ke kāne Mafia like, ka mea e hōʻole mau nei ʻo ia ʻo Mafia - ʻoiai e ʻaʻahu ʻia i ka lole Mafia a me ka inoa ʻo Riccardo - ua haʻi pū kekahi iaʻu ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōpala i nā hale ke ʻole ʻoe he hoa noho a home paha. mea ʻona Pela io no paha; pili ia i ‘nā ʻae kūkulu.’ Akā ʻo kekahi o ka hale e hehi nei i ka poʻe i loaʻa i ka poʻe i loaʻa ʻole he hoa noho i kekahi mea. A ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻonāukiuki e ʻōpala i kona hale ʻaʻohe pili kālā ʻinikua.

Hiki i nā mea pāʻani pāʻani ma kēia pāʻani ke ʻoluʻolu. Ua hana wau i mau hoaaloha maikaʻi he nui e hana ana i nā mea e like me ka hana ʻana i nā pizza, e wehe ana i kaʻu ʻoihana iho mākau ʻoihana, e hana nei i ka pāʻani kālā liʻiliʻi (kū kānāwai no nā mākua a ʻoi aku au ma kahi o 40) a ma ka laulā - pāʻina. Hiki iā ʻoe ke pāʻani i nā ʻenehana kiʻekiʻe, nani nā mea kani ke nānā aku a manaʻo e like me ʻoe ma laila. He pāʻani maikaʻi loa ia. E ʻike ʻoe i kekahi o nā ʻano hihiu a pupule paha o kēia pāʻani! A i ʻole ʻoe?

Koe hiki ʻole iaʻu ke pāʻani hou. Ua haʻalele wau i ka pāʻani wale nō no ka kaumaha nui loa Mafia e hoʻomaka nei e kipa i koʻu hale a hanu wela i koʻu ʻāʻī. ʻO ia, a ke ʻoki nei ka pāʻani i kaʻu papa hana ma ke ʻano he mea kākau manawa piha hoʻi.

ʻO ka mea mua, ua hōʻike ʻo ‘Riccardo’. Ma waho o kahi ʻole, ma hope o kaʻu hoʻohana ʻana i ka hāmeʻa Maxis e nānā i nā lālā ‘Mafia’ i ʻike ʻia mai loko mai o koʻu ‘hale.’ Ua hōʻike ʻo ia ma koʻu hale. I ka lā hoʻokahi ua hemo ka hale o kaʻu hoaaloha. ʻO ia ka lua o ka ʻōpala mai koʻu hoʻomaka ʻana i ka pāʻani ma laila. ʻO ke kāne Mafia maopopo, ʻike maka iā iaʻu. Ua hōʻole loa i nā mea āpau. ʻO kēia ma hope o ka hemo ʻana o nā hale o koʻu mau hoaaloha ʻelua.

Makemake ʻoe e ʻike i kekahi mea e pili ana i ka hoʻoweliweli? I kēia manawa ua maopopo iaʻu he aha ia. ʻOi iki loa no kaʻu makemake. Ke hōʻike maopopo nei ka Mob i hiki iaʻu ma hope. No ke aha pololei ia? A he aha ke ʻano o ka ‘aʻe’ e makemake ai, a i ʻole ka hana pāʻani simulated? Ua hiki i kēia poʻe ke nānā pono i ka IP IP o kaʻu kamepiula maoli, kaʻu ISP - a ʻo ka hopena, koʻu hale ola maoli.

A ʻo kaʻu mea e hiki ai ke holo. Ua haʻalele wau i ka pāʻani ʻana i ka pāʻani no ka maikaʻi. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo e like me ka mea pāʻani pāʻani koʻikoʻi ma hope o kēlā. Makemake wau e like me kahi cipher inebriated.

‘ʻAe, he mau ʻōpio wale nō lākou i makemake e ʻōpala i nā hale’ '’ ʻAʻole lākou ka Mafia maoli, he kamaliʻi wale nō lākou. ' Ua lohe wau i nā mea he nui mai ka poʻe a ma ka pāʻani hoʻi, ʻo koʻu mau hoa kākau. Nā kamaliʻi pōʻino ʻole.

E like me nā mea ma Columbine? Ua kapa ʻia kēlā pūpū iā lākou iho ‘The Trench Coat Mafia.’ He aha kēia ʻano hoihoi o nā keiki ʻōpio me ka Mob? Hana pū kekahi ka gangsta rap, a i ʻole kekahi mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi iā ia?

ʻO ka Sims Online ka puʻuhonua no kahi holoholona slinking me ka inoa ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka Neo Mafia: ‘ʻO Kuʻu ʻohana Hou.’ A no ka manawa hope loa, inā ʻoe he Italia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ʻoe. Ke hopohopo nei wau nou. A pono ʻoe e pili pū me kēia mau malihini pohihihi, ʻo wai paha ka mea i manaʻo he hewa mai Italia mai ia? ʻO ʻoe, he makua, e like me aʻu? Ma fia? Neo ma fia '

ʻAe, e nā mākua, ʻo ia ka manaʻo ma Italia-ʻAmelika. ʻO koʻu ʻohana hou. ʻOluʻolu naʻe me ka manaʻo?

‘Hilinaʻi iaʻu. ʻO ʻItalia wale nō wau. ʻAʻole wau he lālā Mafia. Pono ʻoe e lilo i bigot. No ka mea ʻeleʻele koʻu ʻili. Yadayadayaday. ' Hiki iā ʻoe ke lilo i ka ʻili o ka ʻili āu e makemake ai ma TSO, a me ka moekolohe ʻelua no kēlā mea. Hele mau nā poʻe āpau, ‘He kamaliʻi wale nō ia, e ʻoluʻolu, a he mau keiki wale nō ia.’ ʻAe, nani