ʻO ka papa inoa ʻo David Wright

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  1. Hoʻōla ka waimaka ʻo David Wright i ka maʻi SIDA. Aloha ʻino ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uē. Mau loa
  2. ʻAʻole hiamoe ʻo David Wright. Kali ʻo ia.
  3. ʻO ka ʻelele nui o David Wright ka ʻeha.
  4. Ua helu ʻo David Wright i ka palena pau ʻole. Pālua.
  5. Ma ka paʻi maikaʻi ʻana ma ka ʻaoʻao hope o ka Guinness Book of World Records e hōʻike nei e mālama ʻia nā moʻolelo honua āpau e David Wright, a ʻo nā mea i helu ʻia i loko o ka puke ka mea kokoke loa i loaʻa i kekahi.
  6. ʻO Cropircle nā ​​ala a David Wright e haʻi aku ai i ka honua i kekahi manawa pono ka palaoa e moe i ka f *** i lalo.
  7. ʻAʻohe manaʻo o ka evolution, kahi papa inoa o nā mea ola a David Wright i ʻae ai e ola.
  8. ʻO David Wright wale nō ke kanaka i eo i ka pā pōhaku i ka pāʻani o ka tennis.
  9. ʻO ke kahua wehe o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Saving Private Ryan e pili wale ana i nā pāʻani o ke kinipōpō Dodge a David Wright i hoʻokani ai i ka papa ʻelua.
  10. He ʻelua wikiwiki ʻo David Wright: Hele a Pepehi.
  11. Ua hoʻāʻo kekahi e haʻi aku iā David Wright ʻaʻole ʻo ke kīkā hale ke ala maikaʻi loa e kīki ai i kekahi. Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia kēia e nā mea kākau moʻolelo e like me ke kuhi hewa nui loa a kekahi i hana ai.
  12. ʻAʻole kau ʻia ʻo David Wright e like me ka lio … lī ʻia nā lio e like me David Wright.
  13. ʻAʻole lawe ka pūnaewele eSellOut.com i ka ʻoihana haʻuki haʻuki, ua kāohi ʻo David Wright iā lākou.
  14. Hiki iā David Wright ke inu i ke galani waiū holoʻokoʻa i kanahākumamāiku kekona.
  15. Ma mua o ka hānau ʻia e like me ke keiki maʻamau, ua hoʻoholo ʻo David Wright e kīkē i kona ala i waho o ka ʻōpū o kona makuahine.
  16. Ke kali nei ka manawa no ka ʻole kāne. Inā ʻaʻole ʻo David Wright kēlā kāne.
  17. ʻAʻole kī ʻo David Wright i nā wahine. Ua ʻeke ʻeke ʻo ia iā lākou.
  18. I ko David Wright hele ʻana e hāʻawi i ke koko, hōʻole ʻo ia i ke ʻekena, a ma kahi o ke noi ʻana i ka ʻōpeʻapeʻa baseball a me kahi bākeke.
  19. ʻAʻohe mea kaua o ka luku nui. ʻO David Wright wale nō.
  20. Ua hoʻopiʻi ʻo David Wright iā Lance Armstrong i kahi ‘Who has more testicles?’ hoʻokūkū. Ua lanakila ʻo David Wright na 5.
  21. Ke kāhea ʻo David Wright i nā helu 1-900, ʻaʻole uku ʻia ʻo ia. Mālama ʻo ia i ke kelepona a hāʻule ke kālā.
  22. Ua ʻai ʻo David Wright i kahi keke āpau ma mua o ka hiki i kāna mau hoaaloha ke haʻi iā ia aia kekahi mea ʻope i loko.
  23. ʻO kā David Wright mimi ka mea hana nui no nā mea hoʻolālā steroid a BALCO. No laila, ʻo David Wright ka mōʻī holo home home hoʻokahi manawa holoʻokoʻa.
  24. Manaʻo ʻo David Wright ʻaʻole ia ka waiūpaka.
  25. I ka wā i hoʻolele ʻia ai nā New York Mets ma Palani, hāʻawi pio akula ka poʻe Farani iā ​​David Wright no ka ʻaoʻao palekana.
  26. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Wilt Chamberlain ua hiamoe ʻo ia me 20.000 mau wahine i kona wā e ola ana. Kāhea ʻo David Wright i kēia ‘he Pōʻakahi lohi.’
  27. Hoʻokumu ʻo David Wright i ka ʻeleʻele. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua haku ʻo ia i ka pae āpau o ka mālamalama i ʻike ʻia. Koe ʻākala. Ua hana ʻo Tom Cruise i ka poni.
  28. ʻO David Wright ka Poker-Face nui loa o nā manawa āpau. Ua lanakila ʻo ia i ka 2003 World Series of Poker, ʻoiai e paʻa wale ana kahi Joker, kahi E puka i waho o ka Jail Free Monopoly card, he 2 o nā kalapu, 7 o nā spades a me kahi kāleka ʻōmaʻomaʻo # 4 mai ka pāʻani UNO.
  29. ʻAʻohe mea makemake iā Sara Lee. Koe wale ʻo David Wright.
  30. Ua kauoha ʻo David Wright i kahi Big Mac ma Burger King, a loaʻa iā ia.
  31. Inā ʻimi ʻoe iā Google ‘ʻO David Wright ke kīkē ʻana i kāna hoki’ e hoʻohua ʻoe i nā hualoaʻa. ʻAʻole hiki wale ia.
  32. Hiki iā David Wright ke hoʻokaʻawale i ka ʻole.
  33. ʻO ka hōʻike Survivor ka manaʻo kumu o ka hoʻokau ʻana i ka poʻe ma kahi mokupuni me David Wright. ʻaʻohe mea ola a ua puhi ʻia ka lipine episode pilot.
  34. Hiki iā David Wright ke hoʻopā iā MC Hammer.
  35. Hiki iā David Wright ke kuʻi i ka puka e huli ana.