E makaʻala i kēia mau ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka mua o ʻApelila

Hiki aku ʻoe i kou lima e hoʻoluliluli i ka lima o kāu hoaaloha, a ma ke kaomi ʻana i nā poho i loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi ZAP maikaʻi, hoʻonāukiuki. Hoʻopiʻi ka lima i kou lima iā ʻoe i nā hua kukui. Ua hana hou ʻo ia, huki i ka mea e like me ka ʻakaʻaka hana 100th mai kou ʻike ʻana iā ia. ʻAʻohe kū, hana ʻo ia i nā manawa āpau, like ʻo ia me 12 makahiki. ʻĀ, laki nō nāu iā ia i loko o kēia mau mea hoʻomākeʻaka hoʻoikaika kino. Ua lilo ka poʻe jokesters praktical i mea ʻoi aku ka sophisticated i nā makahiki he 10 i hala iho nei, ʻoi aku ka maʻalea o nā ʻakaʻaka. Inā he hoa kāu e hele mau nei i waho e hoʻohilahila iā ʻoe, ʻoi aku ka lana o ka manaʻo ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike nui e pili ana i nā kamepiula.

ʻAʻole pau ka papa inoa o nā hiki, a me ʻApelila Fool ma kahi o ke kihi, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi e aʻo e pili ana i kekahi o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka pūnaewele i hoʻohana pinepine ʻia e hiki ai i kāu hoaaloha ke hoʻohana e hōʻino ai i kou lā mua o ʻApelila. ʻO kekahi o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka maikaʻi loa i hana ʻia e kahe ana i ka pūnaewele e pili ana i nā pūnaewele pili aloha. Mai ka manawa o ka pūnaewele pili aloha i hōʻike mua iā ia iho i ka honua pūnaewele, hoʻomaka ka lawehala ʻana i ka lawaiʻa. Makemake kēia mau jokers e hoʻopunipuni me kou puʻuwai. ʻElua mea hoʻomākeʻaka nui e pono ai ʻoe e makaʻala. ʻO ka mea mua e pili ana i ka hana ʻana i kahi ʻikepili iā ʻoe ma kahi pūnaewele pili, me ka ʻole o kou manaʻo. Pehea lākou e hana ai i kēia? ʻĀ, inā he kiʻi kāu iā lākou, a me nā kāmela uila hiki ke ʻano paha kēia i kēia mau lā, kiʻi wale lākou i kiʻi a kau ʻia ma luna o kahi pūnaewele aloha. A laila hana lākou i kahi ʻikepili no ʻoe. Hoʻopiha lākou i kāu ʻike āpau, ka hapanui maʻamau a me ka ʻike ʻike ʻole, a laila noho lākou a kali no nā mea makemake e hoʻomaka i ka hoʻouna ʻana iā ʻoe i nā leka uila. Ke loaʻa iā lākou nā leka uila mai nā ʻaoʻao hoihoi, hoʻoholo pinepine lākou e hōʻike iā ʻoe i nā hoʻopiʻi āpau i loaʻa iā ʻoe, a ʻakaʻaka lākou.

ʻO ke ala ʻē aʻe o ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka hoʻomākeʻaka hoʻolauna pūnaewele e hoʻopili iā ʻoe ma ke ʻano he kāne i loaʻa inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi ʻikepili. Loaʻa i kāu hoaaloha kahi kiʻi o kahi kanaka uʻi ma ka Pūnaewele, hana i kahi ʻikepili hoʻopunipuni, a laila e launa aku iā ʻoe, e hoʻopaʻa ana iā ʻoe a hoʻoholo lākou e kū. ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu, akahele. E hoʻāʻo nā mea hoʻomālama mākaukau akamai i mau ʻano miliona o ka hoʻopunipuni a ka hoa makemake; e hoʻohana lākou i nā polokalamu leka koke e hoʻopili aku iā ʻoe ma ke ʻano he hoa hana pohihihi, a i ʻole haʻalele paha lākou iā ʻoe i nā memo a ka mea mahalo nui a puni kāu pākaukau. A mai manaʻo i kahi mea hoʻohenehene mākaukau i ka manawa e huki i kā lākou mau hana ma ka lā 1st o ʻApelila. ʻIke lākou e kāhea ʻia ʻoe i kēlā lā, makemake lākou e kali a hiki i ka lā ma hope, a ʻo nā mea maikaʻi maoli paha e hana i ka lā ma mua. E mālama i kāu kiaʻi. Akā ʻaʻole ʻoi loa ka maikaʻi o nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka. Makemake nā jokers kūpono e huikau me kou puʻuwai, akā makemake lākou e huikau me kāu pēke ʻoi aku.

ʻElua mau mea hoʻomākeʻaka hana weliweli loa i huki ʻia i kēia mau lā e pili ana i ke kālā, ʻoi aku ka kikoʻī, e noʻonoʻo ana ua hele mai ʻoe i kahi waiwai liʻiliʻi. ʻO ka mea mua e pili ana i ka hoʻouna ʻana iā ʻoe i kahi likiki, nānā maoli, tikiki lottery. Hoʻouna lākou iā lākou no nā kālā he nui, e ʻōlelo 800,000 kālā, ʻaʻole naʻe nā likiki i nā miliona. ʻIke lākou i kēia ala ke nānā aku a kūpono a hiki iā lākou ke pāʻani pū me ʻoe. Mai hāʻule iā ia. ʻO ka lua o ke kālā hoʻopunipuni ka mea kūleʻa loa, no ka mea, me he mea lā hiki ke kō maoli. Pili ia i nā polokalamu hana hōʻoia hōʻoia e manaʻo iā ʻoe no kekahi kālā i noi ʻole ʻia mai kekahi o kou ʻohana. He maikaʻi loa kēia, no ka mea e hoʻopuka ka mea hoʻomakeʻaka i ka nui no kahi kūpono kūpono, akā i ka manawa like ke kiʻekiʻe, e ʻōlelo $ 25,000.

A e maʻalea lākou a hoʻouna iā ʻoe i nā lāʻau uku uku e hana maoli e like me ke kālā no kāu poʻe ʻohana. ʻIke lākou e hoʻonāukiuki maoli kēia iā ʻoe. A laila ʻoiaʻiʻo, ke haʻi aku ʻoe iā lākou e pili ana iā ia, a ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi ʻole āu e haʻi aku iā lākou e pili ana i ia mea, a kāhea aku i kahi helu phony ʻo ia nō kekahi kelepona paʻalima i kūʻai mua ʻia e lākou, manaʻo ʻoe me he hūpō lā. ʻO kēia maʻalea ka mea ʻoi loa, no ka mea, he mea maoli nō ia. Maopopo paha i kou mau hoaaloha i nā inoa o kou mau hoahānau, a minamina e hoʻohana lākou i kēia ʻike iā ʻoe. E aʻo iā ʻoe iho e pili ana i kēia mau hoʻolālā hōʻoia, no ka mea ʻo ia ka mea hoʻomakeʻaka wela i kēia makahiki. Mai lilo i mōhai i kēia ʻApelila 1st, e nīnau i nā mea āpau. Laki maikaʻi.