Jonga ezi ziqhulo zibi zika-Epreli
Usolula isandla sakho ukuze uxhawule isandla somhlobo wakho, kwaye xa ucinezela iintende zezandla ufumana into entle, ecaphukisayo, iZAP. Ukunyusa ingalo yakho kukuqhubela amandongomane. Uyenzile kwakhona, watsala into ebonakala ngathi yihlaya le-100 kuba umazi. Ayisiyeki, uyenza ngalo lonke ixesha, ufana nonyaka we-12. Ewe, unethamsanqa kuwe usangena kwezi ziqhulo zomzimba zisisiqhwala. Abaqhuli abaqhelekileyo baye baba banobunkunkqele kule minyaka ilishumi idlulileyo, iziqhulo zinobukrelekrele ngakumbi. Ukuba unomhlobo ohlala ekuhlazisa, ungathemba ukuba abazi kakhulu ngeekhompyuter.
Uluhlu lwezinto ezinokwenzeka alunasiphelo, kwaye ngo-Epreli Fool ujikeleze ikona, kungcono ukuba ufunde ngamanye amahlaya asetyenziswa kakhulu kwi-Intanethi anokusebenzisa umhlobo wakho ukonakalisa usuku lwakho lokuqala ku-Epreli. Esinye seziqhulo ezibi kakhulu ezithe zakhukhula i-Intanethi zinento yokwenza neendawo zokuthandana. Okoko indawo yokuqala yokubonisana yazibonakalisa kwihlabathi elikwi-intanethi, iiqhulo ezisebenzayo zaqala ukuhlafuna amathe. Aba baqhuli bayathanda ukukhohlisa ngentliziyo yakho. Zimbini iziqhulo ekufuneka uzilumkele. Eyokuqala ibandakanya ukwenza iprofayile yakho kwindawo yokuthandana, ngaphandle kokuba ube unalo nofifi. Bakwenza njani oku? Ewe, ukuba banomfanekiso wakho, kunye neekhamera zedijithali oku kunokwenzeka kwezi ntsuku, bathatha nje umfanekiso kwaye bawuthumele kwindawo yokubonana. Emva koko bakwenzela iprofayili. Bazalisa lonke ulwazi lwakho, ubukhulu becala ulwazi olungelolokwenyani nolungathandekiyo, emva koko bahlala balinde abantu abangatshatanga abanomdla ukuba baqale ukukuthumelela ii-imeyile. Xa befumana ii-imeyile kubantu abanomdla, bahlala benquma ukukubonisa bonke abo bakufunayo, kwaye bayahleka.
Enye indlela yokusebenzisa isiqhulo sokuthandana kwi-intanethi kukunxibelelana nawe njengeqabane elinokubakho ukuba sele uneprofayile. Yonke into eyenziwa ngumhlobo wakho kukufumana umfanekiso womntu okhangeleka kakuhle kwi-Intanethi, enze iprofayili engeyiyo, emva koko unxibelelane nawe, akubopha ngentambo de bathathe isigqibo sokuyeka. Ayimnandanga, lumka. Amaqhuqhuva asebenzisekayo aya kuzama ukutshintsha kwesigidi seqabane elinomdla; baya kusebenzisa iinkqubo zemiyalezo kwangoko ukunxibelelana nawe njengomntu osebenza naye ongaqondakaliyo, okanye basenokukushiya amanqaku amancinci abathandayo ngasese kwidesika yakho. Kwaye ungalindeli ukuba iqhula elinamava liza kutsala amaqhinga ngo-Epreli 1. Bayazi ukuba uya kuncitshiswa ngalo mhla, bahlala bathanda ukulinda kude kube lusuku olulandelayo, okanye abo balungileyo bayenza loo nto kusuku olungaphambili. Hlala ulumkile. Kodwa iziqhulo zokuthandana azizezona zimbi. Amaqhula aluncedo ayakuthanda ukungcakaza ngentliziyo yakho, kodwa ayakuthanda ukungcakaza ngesipaji sakho nangakumbi.
Iziqhulo ezibini ezothusayo ezitsalwayo kwezi ntsuku zibandakanya imali, ngakumbi ukwenza ukuba ucinge ukuba ungene kwithamsanqa elincinci. Eyokuqala ibandakanya ukukuthumelela inkohliso, ukujonga okwenyani, itikiti leloto. Babathumela imali enkulu, yithi i-800,000 yeedola, kodwa hayi amatikiti kwizigidi. Bayayazi ngale ndlela ijongeka iyinyani kwaye banokudlala ngawe. Musa ukuwa ngenxa yoko. Iqhinga lesibini lemali lelona liphumelele kakhulu, kuba kubonakala ngathi inokwenzeka. Kubandakanya isoftware yokuyila isheke yokukhohlisa ukwenza ukuba ucinge ukuba ubufanele ukufumana imali engafunekiyo kwesinye sezihlobo zakho. Oku kusebenza ngokukuko, kuba i-joker iyakwenza ukuba isixa siphumelele, kodwa kwangaxeshanye isixa esikhulu, yithi $ 25,000.
Kwaye baya kuba nobukrelekrele kwaye bakuthumele iiteki zomvuzo ezingeyonyani ukuyenza ibonakale ngathi le yimali ngenxa yezihlobo zakho. Bayazi ukuba oku kuya kukonwabisa. Kwaye ke kunjalo, xa ubaxelela malunga nayo, okanye okubi kakhulu awubaxeleli ngayo, kwaye uqhakamshelane nenombolo yephony eyinyani yeselfowni esele beyithengile, uziva ngathi usisiyatha. Eli qhinga lelona libi kakhulu, kuba kubonakala ngathi liyinyani. Abahlobo bakho mhlawumbi bayawazi amagama ezalamane zakho, kwaye ngelishwa baya kusebenzisa olu lwazi ngokuchasene nawe. Zifundise malunga nezikim zokutshekisha, kuba zisisiqhulo esishushu kulo nyaka. Sukuba lixhoba ngalo Aprili 1, buza yonke into. Umnqweno omhle.